Have you ever:

1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink? Nope… Not that old or stupid
2. Swam with wild dolphins? Sailed with them. Not swam
3. Climbed a mountain? Yupp… Quite a lot, actually
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive? Not… Haven’t got a license
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid? That I have… No artifacts, though…
6. Held a tarantula? Yes… It was friendly and I lived to tell the tale
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone? Not yet… Casey?...
8. Said 'I love you' and meant it? Yes. To Casey. I love you. There, I did it again!
9. Hugged a tree? Yes… They never hug back
10. Done a striptease? Errrrr… No.
11. Bungee jumped? Aww… I wanna, but haven’t yet…
12. Visited Paris? Yes… It was cool I guess…
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea? Yupp… And I didn’t throw up!
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise? On several occasions.
15. Seen the Northern Lights? Yupp, lots of times
16. Gone to a huge sports game? Yepp
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa? Never even been to Italy
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables? Yes, I have
19. Touched an iceberg? Yupp
20. Slept under the stars? Aye…
21. Changed a baby's diaper? Yupp… Now let’s never talk about it again…
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon? Nope… Seems a bit boring…
23. Watched a meteor shower? Yupp, but I didn’t see much
24. Gotten drunk on champagne? Not just Champagne, no…
25. Given more than you can afford to charity? Nay
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope? Yupp, that I have done
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment? Aye… Huge presentation… Awkward to the extreme…
28. Had a food fight? Hehehehehehehe… Ah, yeah…
29. Bet on a winning horse? nope
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill? Yeah… I was fauking tired…
31. Asked out a stranger? Not yet, no.
32. Had a snowball fight? Every single Winter
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier? Hehehehehehe… No.
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can? Concert. ‘Nuff said…
35. Held a lamb? Yes… and?...
36. Enacted a favourite fantasy? Kinda
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip? Not yet, no… Not “yet”…
38. Taken an ice cold bath? Yes, Sir! An ICE bath!
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar? Likable chap… Knew a lot about WW2.
40. Seen a total eclipse? *sigh* not yet
41. Ridden a roller coaster? Lots of times…
42. Hit a home run? Yepp. Once or twice
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days? Of homework, yes…
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? Yeah… Hehehehehehe
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day? Yeeh, mate!
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors? A few times, yes
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment? Of course I have!
48. Had two hard drives for your computer? Yes, Sir!
49. Visited all 50 states? Nope, not yet.
50. Loved your job for all accounts? No. Never.
51. Taken care of someone who was badly hurt? Yeah, I have
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied? Yupp… If a have enough money for a Cola, I’m content
53. Had amazing friends? YES! A hundred times YES! Casey, Shadow and Plague!
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country? Yes, That I did.
55. Watched wild whales? Yupp
56. Stolen a sign? Nope…
57. Backpacked in Europe? Kinda…
58. Taken a road-trip? Yeah, kinda…
59. Rock climbing? Yupp, lots..
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice? Nay.
61. Danced in a place not meant for dancing? More times that I care to mention…
62. Sky diving? DO WANT! But I haven’t done it yet…
63. Visited Ireland? Aye! Old Jameson, Guinness and greenness!
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love? Don’t… think… so…
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them? No, not really
66. Visited Japan? I want to! I want to do nao!
67. Benchpressed your own weight? Yepp!
68. Milked a cow? Yeah
69. Alphabetised your records? Yes. Thank you, iTunes!
70. Pretended to be a superhero? I was Batman!
71. Sung karaoke? Horribly, yes…
72. Lounged around in bed all day? Yeah… Ah… Good times…
73. Posed nude in front of strangers? Hell no.
74. Scuba diving? Hell yeah.
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye? Don’t think so…
76. Kissed in the rain? Does snow count?...
77. Played in the mud? Yeah… Good times…
78. Played in the rain? Yes, of course I have
79. Gone to a drive-in theatre? Nope. None in Norway, that I know of
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it? Yupp.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China? Not yet… Will be in ’09 or ‘10
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog? Yeah…
83. Dropped Windows in favour of something better? No. I’m a Gamer, so…
84. Started a business? Not really
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken? Yupp… *snuggle Casey*
86. Toured ancient sites? Yupp, several
87. Taken a martial arts class? Yupp, for a long time
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman? Not yet… I guess I will have to against Casey’s father… *sigh*
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight? Nope… B ut I have RP’ed for longer!
90. Gotten married? Yepp! To Casey! (in-joke)
91. Been in a movie? no
92. Crashed a party? kinda
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have? So far away… But I still love you!
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy? Kinda…
95. Gotten divorced? Not yet
96. Had sex at the office? Nope…
97. Gone without food for 5 days? Nope, I haven’t…
98. Made cookies from scratch? Yes! And they were yummu!
99. Won first prize in a costume contest? Yupp!
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice? Never been to Italy, I said!
101. Gotten a tattoo? Soon… Soon…
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on? Um… no?...
103. Rafted down a river? Jupp… Once…
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"? Nope…
105. Got flowers for no reason? No, I haven’t
106. Masturbated in a public place? Eww… No…
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything? Once… I’m missing three hours…
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug? Does Casey count?
109. Performed on stage? Yes I have.
110. Been to Las Vegas? Nope, never been to the States.
111. Recorded music? Yes I have.
112. Eaten shark? Yupp. Taste like chicken. Murder chicken.
113. Had a one-night stand? Nope…
114. Gone to Thailand? Nay…
115. Seen your favourite band live? YES!
116. Bought a house? Nope. Not even an apartment.
117. Been in a combat zone? No I haven’t… yet…
118. Buried one/both of your parents? Luckily, no
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off? Um… no.
120. Been on a cruise ship? Jupp, but a pretty small one.
121. Spoken more than one language fluently? Yes in fact I do. English and Norwegian.
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone? Yes, that have happened…
123. Bounced a cheque? Nope, don’t use cheques
124. Performed in a Musical? Kinda…
125. Read - and understood - your credit report? Yes, that’s a cakewalk
126. Raised children? Not yet…
127. Recently played with a favorite childhood toy? No… um… of course not…
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour? Nope, not yet…
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars? Yupp… Several
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country? Kinda… Denmark…
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did? Yeah… They were big in the resistance during WW2.
132. Called or written your Congress person Member of Parliament? Nope.
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over? Not yet…
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice? I said, NO!
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge? Nope, still haven’t been to the States.
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking? Yeah… Might have done that…
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did? Nope.
138. Had plastic surgery? Nay.
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived? Yeah…
140. Wrote articles for a large publication? Kinda… It was an anonymous “letter to the editor”
141. Lost over 100 pounds? Nope, never been fat enough for that
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback? …um… yeah…
143. Piloted an airplane? Nope
144. Petted a stingray? Nope, I would rather kill it for killing Steve Irving!
145. Broken someone's heart? Don’t thing so…
146. Helped an animal give birth? Yupp, a few times… There’s a lot of dogs in my family, but not in my house…
147. Been fired or laid off from a job? Yeah, but it was on purpose! I swears!
148. Won money on a T.V. game show? Nope, never participated…
149. Broken a bone? Yupp
150. Killed a human being? No, of course not… *shoves a black bag underneath the table*
151. Gone on an African photo safari? No, not yet…
152. Ridden a motorcycle? Yupp! Fun-fun!
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph? Oh, Yeah!
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced? No piercings… yet…
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol? Several.
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild? Yupp… No I did not hallucinate…
157. Ridden a horse? Aye
158. Had major surgery? Nay
159. Had sex on a moving train? Nope
160. Had a snake as a pet? Nope, but that would be cool!
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon? Never. Been. In. The. States.
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing? Nope… I always read on planes…
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours? Jupp… Good times…
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states? Yupp… Because I have NEVER BEEN TO THE STATES!
165. Visited all 7 continents? No, not yet… Planning to…
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days? Yes, I have!
167. Eaten kangaroo meat? Yupp. Tasted like chicken. Bouncy Chicken.
168. Fallen in love at first sight? I have fallen in Love before the first sight… I guess that counts…
169. Been a sperm or egg donor? Nope… But I could make some money… Hmm…
170. Eaten sushi? Yupp. Delicious!
171. Had your picture in the newspaper? Yepp!
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime? Nope…
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about? Yupp!
174. Gotten someone in trouble because of your actions? Yeah…
175. Gone back to school? Every single workday…
176. Parasailed? Nope, but I really want to!
177. Changed your name? Nope… Maybe I should… Max Powers?… Hmmm
178. Petted a cockroach? Yeah… no Idea why I did…
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes? Yuck… Yeah…
180. Read The Iliad? Had to. Was okay…
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read? Sure… That’s probably true…
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them? Nope.
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you? No, ‘cus of #182
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch? Yeah, painting Warhammer figures
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating? Yes, and that rabbit tasted great!
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt? No, I will apologize within a week or never at all.
187. Skipped all your school reunions? Haven’t had any yet… So yeah…
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language? Yeah… Lots of waving arms and such…
189. Been elected to public office? Nope
190. Written your own computer language? Nay… I might, but not in a long while…
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream? A few times…
192. Had to put someone you love into care? Nope…
193. Built your own PC from parts? Yupp… Need a new Harddrive, BTW…
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you? Nope… I can’t draw to save my life.
195. Had a booth at a street fair? Nay
196. Dyed your hair? Yupp
197. Been a DJ? Yupp
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via the internet? Nope
199. Written your own rules for a game? Yupp… I lost the manual for Risk so I created a new rule sett…
200. Been arrested? Yeah…
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Now… Hehehehehehe… I tag SHADOW! Revenge is mine!